Vermont to Introduce Water-Based Internet Access
PANTON – The state of Vermont has announced a new plan to provide internet access to all residents via a new water-based internet technology. Using […]
South Canadians Join Allied Forces As Troops Liberate Texas Concentration Camps
TEXAS – In a surprise move by allied forces, troops have landed on the shores of Texas in a massive amphibious military assault, breaking through […]
Vermont Running Out of Things to Tax
MONTPELIER – As the state of Vermont continues to seek new sources of revenue to fund its budget, a potential problem looms on the horizon. […]
Governor Scott Begins Process of Considering Thinking About Deciding on Re-election Plans
MONTPELIER – Governor Scott has announced his plans to potentially begin the process that could lead to considering whether or not to think about a […]
Syrup & Cows #107 – 6/23/19 – Seriously
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South Burlington Woman Receives Ticket For Driving the Speed Limit
SOUTH BURLINGTON – On Friday morning at 8:52 AM, police issued a traffic citation and fine to Helen Bakke for driving 55 MPH in a […]
Dorset Farmers Market Now Selling Vegan and Gluten-Free Produce
DORSET – For anyone in the southern part of the state looking for a vegan alternative to regular vegetables, the Dorset Farmers Market now has […]
Bored Writer Exaggerates News Story During Alien Invasion
WINOOSKI – A local satire writer is being accused of going beyond the bounds of normal satire and completely fabricating a story with no tether […]
Plants-Rights Group Launches Campaign Against Weeding
SHELBURNE – A Shelburne-based, grass-roots political advocacy group called “Plants are People” has launched a new campaign to discourage Vermonters from weeding their gardens. The […]
Summer Officially Cancels Vermont Visit After Weeks of Delay
WINOOSKI – Fans of summer are going to be disappointed this year. The popular season, which was scheduled to arrive in Vermont for a three […]